Hoes before bros

Uteruses before duderuses

Ovaries before brovaries

Breasticles before testicles 

Chicks before dicks

Vaginas before manginas

Queens before peens

Breasticles before testicles

Vaginal walls before hairy balls

Bellas before fellas

X chromosomes before Y bromosomes

Hooters before suitors

Besties before testies

(via flapperorslapper)

Tags: Parks and Recreation Leslie Knope Amy Poehler